An Ode

To 8th Grade Consumer Ed Chocolate Chip Muffins:

OH muffins,
uncomplicated and quick
400 degrees
13.5 minutes
how I love thee...
7 ingredients...memorized now...
mixed together without fuss
Muffins,
oh muffins,
True, I planned for cake tonight
and craved for Turtle cookies
and salivated over which frosting I would soon taste
Instead...
Tonight I salute you
Even though you are just as bad for me and
not as satisfying as cookies
You are,
Oh glorious muffins,
The only thing that I bake
That does not take Vanilla
Which...
at this moment
I do not have
And therefore, that makes you
My most favorite thing
that I bake...