Random Abby Talk

setting herself up for success:
I bought her some flip flops on sale from Gymboree but they are too big. I told her she'd have to be patient until she grew into them, which I'm sure won't be long. She said, "Well, you'd better put them somewhere where I don't see them so I don't whine."

mixing fantasy with truth:
Waiting for her soup to cool down a bit she says, "I'll just wait and all the heat will rise up into the air and go to the hottest place on EARTH: the dessert."