Obvious?

Why are there no toys representing wires for babies? Would that be because any long cord like thing is inherently horribly dangerous? Probably. Would that also be because we do not want to encourage the idea? Or perhaps it is because babies are just too smart to settle for anything but real live current running through plastic.

Besides the remote control, the other thing Jack probably learned to crawl specifically for is the computer cord... and the light cord... and... well... any dangerous CORD.